it doesn’t suck as much as you do. nothing does.
From the monthly archives:
I remember seein some hotass chicks in your Philly pics. Too bad they got dicks, sick. Their tits and their clits are some fake ass shit. Their adams apples are as big as they get. Their pussies don’t get wet they get thick. Shit’s nasty cuz they got full on dick! Man those rhymes were [...]
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i shouldn’t have to write this list, but some people really think pennsylvania stinks. maybe because they’re just sad that the redskins are terrible and aren’t even actually a virginia team, or maybe they’re jealous that they don’t have the oldest brewery in america. i’m not very sure, but here are a couple reasons why [...]
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i completely agree with a few of these. the non-phrase “SHOULDN’T OF”, along with the incorrect usage of they’re/there/their or you’re/your totally kills me. screw the rest of the article; here’s the meat. 1 – At the end of the day 2 – Fairly unique 3 – I personally 4 – At this moment in time 5 [...]
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first i want to make this clear. i hate this song and everyone who likes this song. if you came here thinking you could actually download this song from my blog, i’m glad. i’m glad i wasted your time and i hope you’re angry that you wasted your own time. you know why? because you [...]
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okay thanks sorry but i also called for toner on tuesday i was off wed come back today and still need toner again sorry for the confusion this is an actual email. it is difficult to fathom that people this illiterate even use computers. how did she login without writing a run-on sentence in the [...]
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President George W. Bush poses with members of the Arizona State University Men’s and Women’s Track Team Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2008, during a photo opportunity with 2008 NCAA Sports Champions at the White House. White House photo by Eric Draper They also all apparently enjoy gently placing two fingers in the hole which is pink [...]
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it has been ranted about uncountable times by many people far funnier than myself, but i went to starbucks today. having worked in multiple family-owned/run coffeeshops myself, i typically never enter such a corporate bullshit facility, but my buddy wanted to go get some post-voting free coffee. the highlight of the trip was the morbid [...]
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