REVIEW – T.I. – Whatever You Like Lyrics

first i want to make this clear. i hate this song and everyone who likes this song. if you came here thinking you could actually download this song from my blog, i’m glad. i’m glad i wasted your time and i hope you’re angry that you wasted your own time. you know why? because you and everyone like you make me disappointed. you popularize terrible music. i remember i once asked a friend, “why do you only like top 40 music? do you think it’s good?”

he replied, “if it’s top 40, it must be good.”

if you find nothing wrong with that statement, you are one of them. you are a mindless drone who cannot distinguish between talent and marketing. if you honestly believe you aren’t, and yet you love this song, you’re wrong. prove to me that my perception is incorrect. tell me what music you love that isn’t utter crap, PLEASE.

do you remember when music was great? when the rock billboard was full of amazingly talented musicians and not just what could sell? or the hip hop billboard, for that matter?

some people are amazed when they ask me “hey, have you heard this talentless band before? have you heard this ridiculously sh*tty rap song before? YOU HAVEN’T? OMG IT’S ON THE RADIO!!”

and what i say to these so-called people is f*ck your radio. f*ck your club. the portable music player was invented so i could choose what to listen to. i’m my own world’s best dj. i might not be yours; in fact, i know i’m not yours. and that is the only part of this situation that makes me happy. i’m not you.

Hey Jim
You know the old suga daddy
They be tripin when they tell them girls
I said you could have whatever you like (you like)
I said you could have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah

[Chorus:]
Stacks on deck
Patrone no ice
And we can pop bottles all night
Baby you can have whatever you like (you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah
Late night sex so wet and so tight
I’ll gas up the jet for you tonight
Baby you can go where ever you like (you like)
I said you can go where ever you like (you like)
Yeah

[Verse 1:]
Anytime you want to pick up the telephone
You know it ain’t nothin to drop a couple stacks on you
Wanted you could get it my dear
Five million dollar home, drop Bentley’s I swear
Yeah I want’cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won’t need nobody
You want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tellem other broke niggas be quiet

[Chorus:]
Stacks on deck
Patrone no ice
And we can pop bottles all night
Baby you can have whatever you like (you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah
Late night sex so wet and so tight
I’ll gas up the jet for you tonight
Baby you can go where ever you like (you like)
I said you can go where ever you like (you like)
Yeah

[Verse 2:]
Shawty you da hottest, love the way you drop it
Brain so good (good) coulda swore you went to college
Hundred K deposits, vacations hit the tropics
Cause errbody know it ain’t trickin if ya got it
Ya need to never ever gotta go to yo wallet
Long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket
Five six, rides with rims and a body kit
Ya ain’t gotta downgrade you can get what I get
My chick can have what she want
And go in every store for any bag she want
And know she ain’t never had a man like that
To buy ya anything your heart desire like that
Yeah I want’cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won’t need nobody
You want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tellem other broke niggas be quiet

[Chorus:]
Stacks on deck
Patrone no ice
And we can pop bottles all night
Baby you can have whatever you like (you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah
Late night sex so wet and so tight
I’ll gas up the jet for you tonight
Baby you can go where ever you like (you like)
I said you can go where ever you like (you like)
Yeah

[Verse 3:]
I’m talkin’ big boy rides
and big boy ice
Let me put this big boy in yo life
Thang get so wet, ya hit so right
Let me put this big boy in yo life
That’s right
Yeah I want’cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won’t need nobody
You want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tellem other broke niggas be quiet

[Chorus:]
Stacks on deck
Patrone no ice
And we can pop bottles all night
Baby you can have whatever you like (you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah
Late night sex so wet and so tight
I’ll gas up the jet for you tonight
Baby you can go where ever you like (you like)
I said you can go where ever you like (you like)
Yeah

Hey Jim (Hey Jim)

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