i stumbled across this gem of internet hilarity today on a website i’ve never seen before (iheartchaos.com). descriptions of everything unimportant that has happened this year that people cared about anyway. it’s tough to pick just one awesome one, but here goes:
Briefly famous for: Plowing his ugly ass gas guzzling boat straight into a bicycle race on the US-Mexico border, providing one of the most awesome photos of the year.
When were they famous? June 2008
link to the original here.

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As a paramedic, or “Paramedico” en espanol…. calls like these give me a fucking giant erection. All three inches of me poke out of my uniform pants. Do you know how hard it is to lift a spine board, with a patient on it, when your boner will poke them in the face?
It’s this hard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38CFEZ6QSNs