Where’s My Bailout?
have you ever heard of an amazing vehicle called the HHR? no? well, what do you think about this fine piece of american engineering pictured to the right? it looks pretty amazing, no? if you agree with me you should go eat 10 big macs and kill yourself, dumbass.
if you had any questions about why american car manufacturers need bailouts or why our economy is crap, just look at this thing. it should answer all your questions without saying anything. i was thinking to myself, “how could chevy possibly make money off of this thing?”
and then it dawned on me. whoever came up with the idea to make this ugly piece of sin should have a bailout fundraiser instead of taking our hard-earned tax money! he could allow people to dispense feces on his face, carnival-style. i’d pay to take a dump on that guy. would you?
i do not approve of this car. -president obama
even the president dislikes it.
I friggin HATE these…add in PT Cruisers, Scions, Ford FLEX, Honda Elements and Mini Coopers….They’re all some mutation of Clown Cars….every time I see one I expect to pull up and see BooBoo Sprinkles the clown and all his creepy carnie friends! Appreeeesh! CA
that was supposed to say “PA > CA” at the end.
That is one ugly sumbich.
I don’t think the problem is the design, though it could have something to do with it. I actually like the windowless version of that one, looks like the Ghostbusters ambulance. But why a 2.0 liter manual transmission car of that size can’t get more than 21mpg is beyond me. Dummies.
Joe, the design sucks. That is why it is a rentacar. People who drive these things should kill themselves.
they should kill themselves by driving the car into the guy that designed them, 2 birds 1 stone
You wanna know what else sucks? Government takeover of 1st amendment rights.
You wanna lose the blog? Support the fairness doctrine.
ALL DISSENTING VOICES WILL BE SILENCED. YOU HAVE AS MANY IDEAS AS YOU WANT AS LONG AS IT IS MINE!
http://www.examiner.com/x-3678-Baltimore-Conservative-Examiner~y2009m2d15-The-Fairness-Doctrine-is-anything-but
I bet I be respected if I show (in the past) up with one of these in Venezuela or wherever the hell I’m from!
You can just suck it! Yes, suck the bone, suck that shit, HHR i love you.
AK
I bet you if you lowered it and put rims on it you’d be able to take an even bigger shit on it cause it is lower to the ground
The HHR is GM’s answer (10 years too fuckin late) to the PT Cruiser. Some idiot up there in Detroit, said Hey, let’s make a ton of money on our own PT Cruiser, then the idea got tabled, then left for dead, then in 2006 some dumbass resurrected the project. THAT is the story of the HHR.
As for the bailout, the truth is that American car manufacturers still haven’t figured out that they are 4 to 5 years behind the Krauts and the Rice burners in implementing technologies that have become standard. a simple point is that in 2005 I bought a Honda Accord. Why did I buy a Honda Accord you ask? Well, it certainly wasn’t because it was a cool car that made me hard on it’s zero to sixty. I shopped sedans for 3 f’in months. i had a list of requirements that included gay shit like leather seats and butt warmers. I needed it to have four doors to accommodate a baby-seat in the back. Yeah I said it, “baby-seat,” you fucking fucks. I also wanted a v6 or better and last but not least, Navigation. In 2005 it was near impossible to find navigation in any American made car or truck. Fuck me. I wanted my NAV built-in and damned if I didn’t have to look to the ricers to get it. Of course, it’s the lowest maintenance car I’ve ever owned and I’ve racked up 120,000 miles on it already, but you don’t see Honda asking for a hand-out.
Do you think you can get Navigation in a 4 door Chevy Malibu or a Ford Fusion? Fuck no, the idiots in Detroit are busy making HHRs and other gay shit that continues to undermine the very essence of the American Auto Industry. And if it weren’t for the truth, they’d have gone down the toilet.
The truth is the American Government can’t afford to let Ford and GM sink. Ford and GM make more than cars and trucks, they also make Airplane parts, train parts, tank parts, boat parts, etc. You fuckin name it and 2 of the big 3 have their hands in the pot of what we like to call “Our Nations Defense!” Without them we’re in deep kimchee, so the bailout was expected and inevitable. Chrysler on the other hand (the other 1 of 3) is fucked. So all you dumbasses who go out and buy a Chrysler 300 and stick 22s on it are just extending the life of a dead company. Good luck getting warranty work on that POS when they bite it.
But wake the fuck up auto-designers!
just to comment on the actual design: honda accords look nice, and have a decent name. you also specifically named ford fusion and chevy malibu. both of those cars sound and look gay as fuck.
yeah they suck too
No way they will let the defense contractors die.
Check out United Air Lines. They are the biggest contributors to the CRAF. (Civilian Reserve Air Fleet)
NO WAY we will let them stay “bankrupt” they are the troop transporters of the air in time of the big one.