it doesn’t suck as much as you do. nothing does.
From the monthly archives:
Dear dude who drives a blue corvette that passes me every morning, I must apologize for the rudeness I am about to impose upon you. I’m just sayin’, I guess you didn’t get the memo that corvettes are for the biggest assholes with the tiniest penii. Did nobody tell you beforehand that it [...]
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This one might get some heads turning. I might offend a couple of you out there, and while I’m willing to accept that. I want you to know that we can debate the topic, and I’m willing to listen to whatever you have to say, but chances are pretty slim you’ll change my mind. I’ve [...]
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Maybe some of you are familiar with a little safe haven for absolute shitheads called “Yahoo Answers“. Basically, it’s a part of Yahoo that you can go and ask ANY question you want, and the community will answer you. Multiple people may answer the same question, and the asker chooses the best answer. It sounds [...]
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In case your faith in humanity has been restored recently for some God-awful reason, I bring you this story which is a reminder just how fucking stupid some people are: “CAPE HAZE, Fla. (AP) — Authorities said they arrested a man who apparently forgot to fill up when he was robbing a gas station. The [...]
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If you’ve been paying attention to the news recently whatsoever, you’ve surely noticed the immediate surge of interest in the exquisite verbal assault presented by the popular “Dark Knight” star, Christian Bale. If you haven’t yet seen the video, you are either blind or probably believe that the internet actually is a series of tubes. [...]
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i’m pretty sure just about every newspaper and every blog is talking about michael phelps. “omg is he going to compete in 2012?” “he is so irresponsible!” “pot smokers are going to hell!” “this video game is awesome, dude!” well, i’m not getting into all that. i’m going to bring up one simple fact. the [...]
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this made me el oh el. see more FAILS (and some WINS such as this one) at FAILBlog.
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Police are still investigating the case of an 82-year-old woman who apparently thought she had hit a deer Monday night in Northeast Philadelphia but actually ran over two children. No charges have been filed against Jeanne Sklar, who struck Kiara Vasquez, 7, and her brother Christopher, 10, at Algon and Magee avenues at 6:09 p.m. [...]
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