i’m pretty sure just about every newspaper and every blog is talking about michael phelps.
“omg is he going to compete in 2012?”
“he is so irresponsible!”
“pot smokers are going to hell!”
“this video game is awesome, dude!”
well, i’m not getting into all that. i’m going to bring up one simple fact. the dude eats like a monster. you’d pretty much HAVE to be high as hell to eat 12,000 calories a day. a 2-liter of mountain dew and a family-sized bag of cheetos is not even close to 12,000 calories, people. everyone acts so surprised that this guy smokes (or smoked). you should definitely be less surprised.
for example, look at the two losers sitting in the cubicles next to you. they probably both look like stoners because they hate their job so much, but out of the two i’m sure one of them has smoked some of that whacky tobacky, and probably still does. proof:
Marijuana is the Nation’s most commonly used illicit drug. More than 94 million Americans (40 percent) age 12 and older have tried marijuana at least once, according to the 2003 National Survey on Drug Use and Health -National Institute on Drug Abuse (LOL)
in fact, i’m willing to bet that either you smoke pot, or at least the person that told you about this site does. don’t believe me? ask michael phelps.
by the way, if you want to use the same high-quality glass to smoke your “tobacco” before your daily olympic swimming training routine, make sure to check out ROOR. if you look closely, you can plainly see his obvious endorsement of their product.
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why is no one covering this angle? you’re a genius dude. i kind of remember thinking “wow, this dude has gotta be baked” when watching him eat an entire buffet table (yes, he actually ate the table) during the olympics. but then he went out and won 349 gold medals so i figured he couldn’t possibly be a stoner. the last thing most humans want to do while high is put on speedos and get up in front of a lot of people or even worse, go under water. that shit would freak me out. pot also makes you ramble.
HAHA at least the guy has an appreciation for fine german engineering, I wish I could get a roor, look at that beast getting his roorification on, Michael phelps is the american hero. He swims fast, rips hard, eats fast, rips hard again, fucks hard, then rips hard, then fucks some more, I want to be michael phelps
I was going to leave a response… but then I got high.
Sports like these are only actually competitive when you’re high. There are many of them.
Like, who the fuck Curls? Why is that even an Olympic sport? I couldn’t see myself doing that unless I was baked out of my mind, in which case, I’d probably be at home watching re-runs of “Davinci’s Inquest” which, by the way, is the best show to watch when you’re high.
(Not that I’d know) but if you WERE high, that shit would blow your fucking mind.
That just sucks. I hear Kelloggs had a backlash when he came out about inhaling.. They suck too.
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Frosted Flakes… breakfast of champions? (Courtesy of M@arcopako at Flickr.com)
Swimmer and eight-time Beijing Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps is starting to receive a lot of criticism and backlash for his choice to whore himself out on a box of Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes than the usual Wheaties. While Phelps will also be appearing on boxes of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes come September, critics are wondering about the consequences of the athlete promoting a sugary cereal, reports celebrity blogger Perez Hilton.
“I would not consider Frosted Flakes the food of an Olympian,” Rebecca Solomon, a nutritionist at Mount Sinai Medical Center, told the Daily News. “I would rather see him promoting Fiber One. I would rather see him promoting oatmeal. I would even rather see him promoting Cheerios.”
According to the Daily Mail, Frosted Flakes cereal has three times the amount of sugar as Wheaties and one-third of the fiber. Gasp!
Apparently experts say, “For a guy like Michael Phelps who isn’t worried about obesity because he’s burning thousands of calories as an athlete… eating Corn Flakes and Frosted Flakes every so often is not an issue.”
I don’t see what the big deal is. Even Arnold S. admitted to smoking cannabis royale back in the day to help him eat more and gain the weight he needed between workouts. Errr, was the Mike Tyson. Either way, some big fucker smoked weed and it helped them exercise. Not sure if that had anything to do with the ear biting incident, but that’s not the point. Go Mike, smoke it up baby!
for real. we got obama saying he hit it back in the day, and he’s the fucking leader of the free world and nobody is causing a ruckus or suspending him from kicking total ass. plus if you’ve ever seen old pics of bill and hillary, they were both fucking druggies for sure.
Nice — that is like a classic “Big Lebowski” look for the former pres. But the glasses on that chick he is with — they SUCK
Oh yeah, the originators of the “I didn’t inhale” bullshit. Bullshit, nobody believes it. You know bill and Hill were smokin bongs and havin threesomes. That’s only reason (besides her political agenda) Hill stuck around after the Monica. She was fucking used to it. Bill sackin hoes was part of their free love movement. Hill’s not a stick up her butt kind of chick, she just plays one on TV. If Bill wants to get his knob polished she’s cool with it as long as he continues to further her career and make the big bucks. Free Love Bitches!
I’ll have to find the video of Schwarzenneger talking about how some guys can’t get boners when other dudes are having sex around them in orgies. That was EPIC.
He was like, “But I don’t have a problem getting a hard-on around other guys, unlike some other girly men”
There’s only ever one cock in my fantasies, and it’s alllllllwaaaaayyyyssss MINE.
He had to be high at the time to say such a strange thing. Maybe it’s not strange though… Kevin gets boners when he thinks of me. Especially after eating the Breakfast Of Champions: Phelps-Feel-Ups. A new brand of Fruit Roll-Ups.
That’s not much of a comparison. Kevin gets boners watching Barney.
it is a commonly known fact that i have the manliest of boners, usually because i am thinking about banging chicks or how great i am.
If you could, would you bang a blow-up doll with a picture of your face on it?
A guy I know wrote a book about that.
I get boners from looking in the mirror and flexing, just like my dad taught me. I also like it when the girls have a vagina and a penis. Those hermaphridites really got the best of both worlds.