IDGAF: Christian Bale

by Kevin on February 10, 2009 · 16 comments

christian-bale-in-the-machinistIf you’ve been paying attention to the news recently whatsoever, you’ve surely noticed the immediate surge of interest in the exquisite verbal assault presented by the popular “Dark Knight” star, Christian Bale. If you haven’t yet seen the video, you are either blind or probably believe that the internet actually is a series of tubes. Unfortunately, the internet is not a dump truck, but if you’ve missed out, the general banter typically consists of, “ZOMG DID YOU HEAR WUT CHRISTIAN BALE SED?! LYKE WTF WUT AN ASSHOLE!”

My point is merely this: who gives a fuck? We all flip out sometimes. Additionally, if you were the most badass dude ever (which Christian Bale is. eg: American Psycho) you’d definitely flip out ALL THE DAMN TIME. I’m surprised he didn’t immediately kick this dude’s ass, or at least have someone else do it for him.

I do know that if I were one of those few fortunate souls to be graced by Batman’s presence, I would have the sense to make no sudden movement or eye contact. More importantly, I would most definitely not fuck with the lights in the background of the shoot for Terminator 4. Obviously the guy deserved worse, because four minutes of getting yelled at by Batman is still merely verbal assault and not a punch in the face.

Anyhow, the video, which is NSFW (unless you all happen to curse like dirty pirate-hooker sailors at work. In that case, definitely turn the volume all the way up without hesitation!):

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February 13, 2009 at 5:49 PM

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1 Dan Grebb February 10, 2009 at 9:46 PM

I had no idea this happened, and I’m glad I didn’t. There are far more important things on internets, like Ferrofluid sculptures: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d44LW6KZ_iU

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2 Tom Seymour February 11, 2009 at 12:25 AM

I fuckin love christian bale, he gets shit done, he is the fuckin batman, he’s an actor, it’s his job, he puts alot of work and effort into his character for a scene and for some fuck up light mover to disrupt him is unprofessional, that’s the directors job, i don’t blame him. It is the guy’s fuckin job, he is workin for a multi million dollar movie, probably the least that could happen

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3 Raphael February 13, 2009 at 7:16 PM

Raphael says Dicks are for chicks and gay motherfuckers too.

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4 Dogpound February 15, 2009 at 1:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48

That’s money. When I masturbate, I listen to this, so I can crank it to a beat. Or beat it to a beat.

Yes, I masturbate. That was the point of this comment. It was cathartic for me.

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5 cujo February 16, 2009 at 2:47 AM

The light guy sucks. He should have said. “Christian, I fucked up. Wont happen again. I am now shutting up.”

What a suck hole.

Lights dont make the movie, Bale makes the movie.

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6 cujo February 16, 2009 at 2:48 AM

I have an internet tube right here for you by the way Kevo — SUCKIT

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7 jewjewbee February 16, 2009 at 2:04 PM

It might be a little understandable if he was like at least a good actor, but you know… he’s not. So it kind of just makes him a bad actor and an angry loser.

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8 Kevin February 16, 2009 at 3:20 PM

RESCIND YOUR STATEMENT, BLASPHEMER!

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9 Dogpound February 17, 2009 at 4:54 PM

English people scare me when they get angry. They start taking over places in Africa. And they have a really great navy and shit.

Did you know this guy set two records, back to back: most weight lost for a role, and subsequently the most weight gained for a role (his next film, B-man). I will say this: he’s clearly devoted to his craft.

I’m devoted to mine, too. If only there was an Oscar for Best Masturbator.

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10 dave April 24, 2009 at 5:21 AM

TO anyone who thinks this is funny grow up this is not the way to treat someone. Plus the only people Bale can beat up in real life are his mom and sister. What a little punk bitch.

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11 Kevin February 17, 2009 at 5:13 PM

really? i would have thought it was ed norton from regularly tiny dude, to the hulk in american history x, and then back to regularly tiny dude.

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12 Dogpound February 18, 2009 at 7:35 AM

It was actually Eddie for his role as the Hulk, in the Hulk. He had to gain loads of weight, and they shot all of those scenes together because the skin coloring solution they used stopped him up real bad.

Yeah, it was Bale. He lost like 70 lbs. His diet was: (1) One (can), Tuna, (1) Apple x day. Fucking nuts.

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13 Tom Seymour February 18, 2009 at 10:15 PM

You are a jew, go beat off to some barbra streisand videos.

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14 Dogpound April 10, 2009 at 1:57 PM

I’d knock the dust off that silver fox.

It’d be like peeling apart 65 year old grilled cheese.

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15 RdnecknJmz February 16, 2009 at 6:51 PM

This goes in my category of who gives a fuck.

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