In case your faith in humanity has been restored recently for some God-awful reason, I bring you this story which is a reminder just how fucking stupid some people are:
“CAPE HAZE, Fla. (AP) — Authorities said they arrested a man who apparently forgot to fill up when he was robbing a gas station. The Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office said a 23-year-old man used a Bowie knife to rob a Cape Haze gas station early Sunday. Deputies said the man pulled the 12-inch blade and demanded money. But when he left, a customer followed him and called 911.
While deputies were looking for signs of the robber, a newspaper carrier told them that a man in a car matching the one from the robbery had run out of gas nearby.
The man was arrested several hours after the robbery and charged with robbery with a weapon and loitering/prowling. He was released Monday on $10,500 bail.”
Next time fill her up, and then drive her off a fucking cliff, asshole.
If you steal to feed your family, I get it. If you break into a house to sleep instead of freezing to death, that makes sense. But if you rob a gas station for cash and drive away on Empty you deserve to get acid poured on your face, buttfucked by Big Bubba without lube, and soon after, slowly removed from the gene pool by a group of ninjas using dull blades… that, or at least thoroughly chewed out by an angry (and possibly drunk) Christian Bale.
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obama’s dick in my mouth made me restore my faith in humanity… and mmm does it taste delicious!!
I’ll go ahead and log that under “strangest response possible.”
you know your place in this world when you can take the black dick of your president and suck it proudly. I see where this is coming from, 100% agreed
Yeah sadly this happened only 10 minutes from my house – sigh :(
this is getting raunchier by the minute
god i wish cnn would use headlines like this. wolf blitzer is a bitch.
wolf blitzer is kevins bitch — SUCK IT WOLF SUCK IT
I wouldn’t mind seeing Bernard Shaw come out of retirement to fuck Blitzer right in the ass.
That’d be EPIC.
Whatever. Fuck yall. I got nervous and cut my finger on my 12 buck. I was trying to get outta dodge before they had a DNS sample like on CSI. I am Big Bubba.