Maybe some of you are familiar with a little safe haven for absolute shitheads called “Yahoo Answers“. Basically, it’s a part of Yahoo that you can go and ask ANY question you want, and the community will answer you. Multiple people may answer the same question, and the asker chooses the best answer. It sounds like a fantastic idea, right? Well, if you’re any normal netizen you already know how to just fucking google it already.
Anyhow, I occasionally like to contribute my vast knowledge of everything ever to this ridiculous community and wanted to share with you some of the dumbest assholes to ever place their douchey fingers on a keyboard. Enjoy.
If you really don't know the answer to this question, maybe you should be focusing on killing yourself instead of worrying about your parents killing you.
I don't even know how to react to this. It's just... wow. I liked the answer, though.
This shouldn't have even been a question. For fucks sake, it says MAN BAG. Anything called a man bag is gay without question. Unless it is a man bag for holding ninja swords and fleshlights. Those bags are not gay.
Learn English, and stop throwing your kitten in the washing machine.
God is trying to tell you something.
Best answer ever.
Weird, the chocolate in my back pocket just melted too! Except I did it on purpose. Awesome.
This guy is definitely one of those predators that just got banned from Myspace looking for an alternative. Wow.
Thank God, someone on here is actually giving the kind of answers to stupid questions that they deserve.
Note to self: Do not ever, EVER take six viagra at once. Especially because some guy on the internet told me I'd cum blood.
LOLWUT? Seriously?
If it feels like worms, either something is very wrong or you've been feeling some pretty fucked up worms.
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Choose a photo which does not include [pixelated] Comic Sans Bold if you want a post that the intelligentia will care about.
oh, you thought i actually wasted my time to create such a shitty picture? you thought wrong, missbonerlicker. absolutely stolen.
I did think that.
It would have taken you less than a minute to remove that text and replace it with your own. So now you’re just lazy.
LOL who comes on to a website, reads the whole page, then tries to comment on a picture at the top which i glanced at for 2 seconds. People like you are why people like me and kevin exist. WAKE THE FUCK UP no one gives a shit about the pic, are you the girl who had 2 miscarriages?
jk
People like me are the only people who give people like you and Kevin boners because we are smarter than you.
Likewise, we are the only ones who not only realize the lulz, but don’t need to comment on them…because, Duh. Instead we offer criticism. Maybe you need to think about your short attention span, you enormous teabagee.
Check out my teabag. Oh thats right, it is in seymours mouth!!
Let loose my wormy testicles!!!!
jk, also. =)
Forget the emoticon. I hate myself for making that and then hitting submit.
what the fuck i made a heart and boner and it posted nothingness
Blame Kevin’s censorship.
i swear i didn’t censor it 8===D
Ok 8=============D fine.
Let’s see what happens with the xtra large.
Wait somebody add the til-dae.
Raphael and the essays really want to know. What are the types of girls that won’t report rape?????
the dead ones.
Kevin …is…my…hero, even I know that he’s the one with Hermit crabs crawling out of his dookey shoot. He told me he had crabs once, I didn’t realize he had the “jumbo miami beach sex with a man whore” ones!
This Yahoo Answers thing brings joy to my heart. It’s like waking up on Christmas day. I just read about some chick who stated that she “found something that feels like paper” inside her vagina, after she was masturbating.
How awesome is that?
People were like, “You’re gonna die!!! Go see the doctor right away or you’ll die!!!”
Apparently she found out what it was though, because she updated it with a “I found out what it was.” Although she didn’t bother to tell any of us what’d she discovered, in her cooter, after going to town on herself.
I think that was a real let down.
could the person who writes this blog be any less witty?
whoa, did you come up with that all by yourself? mind-blowing insight
Dorian! Wow, who would give your son/daughter a name like that? Dorian sounds like a name for mentally ill.
Hi! I’m writing you ’cause I’m creating a Facebook Group called “Yahoo Answers Generation” for Facebook Italia users. May I catch the funny pic with the fish and link this page on the Wall?
Look our page!
Thanks,
Claude.
I’m not even sure where I got it from, so I don’t think my permission means very much… but sure, go ahead.
Some of the questions are intelligent, but the answers are idiotic. Then Yahoo! states “Resolved Question”. I remember an question submitted by a woman who noticed that the LCD screen on her Laptop was developing oranges smudges (time to get a new LCD display).
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The answer? Her LCD screen was magnatrized and she should use a degaussing coil to demagnitize it (as though it were a CRT). Over the years Yahoo! has become mainstream and dumb.
There was 2 or 3 of these where you are no better then the people you are quoting.
Noted. Thank you for the in-depth analysis, dipshit. GTFO.