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From the monthly archives:
So I was dispatched for a “Cardiac Emergency.” That seems pretty straight forward, right? But Cardiac Emergencies run the gamut from chest pain, to rapid heart rate, to indigestion, to stabbings, so you never really know what you’re gonna get when you hear that. You just hope that our dispatch center did their job and [...]
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The Perils of the Online Dating World I tried Match one time, and I can guarantee you, unless you’re a supermodel, you’re not going to have any luck. There’s a few problems with the whole idea of “online match making” because of the very nature of the service: It’s online. It’s strange, but you may [...]
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There, I said it. Many of you were thinking it but are a bunch of pussies and won’t put your cards down on the table. You, yourself, are one of said assholes, and you may want to take a minute or two to consider that your phone caused you to be this way. This might [...]
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