DEAR ABBY: My wife and I have been involved in an ongoing debate about how to place the pillows on our king-size bed. Should the opening of the pillowcase face the outside of the bed or the inside?
I place my pillows with the opening facing the middle of the bed so the pillow won’t show, while my wife does it the other way, and the edge of the pillow can be seen through the opening. Can you please settle this? — PILLOW TALK IN ABILENE
Dear PILLOW TALK,
Kill yourself.
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wow… sounds like a really tough life when you’re so worried about some damn pillows enough to write to dear abbey.
Sound advice! I knew you would know just the right answer.