it doesn’t suck as much as you do. nothing does.
From the monthly archives:
To preface the forthcoming email breakdown that is about to occur, please let me give you a bit of information about what actually happened here. At 12:21 pm on Friday, September 11, 2009, I placed a delivery order for three calzones from the D.P.Dough in College Park, Maryland. By 1:30 pm, they had not arrived [...]
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Kanye is awesome. You know why? Because he says what we’re all thinking, but we’re too afraid to say so ourselves. He knows that we all already think that he is the next Jesus or the Beatles, but none of us say so because we are afraid of sounding blasphemous. We are a God-fearing people, [...]
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