F All The Haters – Kanye West Is Awesome

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Kanye is awesome. You know why? Because he says what we’re all thinking, but we’re too afraid to say so ourselves. He knows that we all already think that he is the next Jesus or the Beatles, but none of us say so because we are afraid of sounding blasphemous. We are a God-fearing people, but we should be fearing the awesomeness of Kanye instead. I mean, look at his fucking hair! It’s so badass that Blade is jealous!

Also, who doesn’t agree that Beyonce has one of the best videos ever? She definitely should have won in EVERY category, of all time! Especially since everyone watches MTV and gives a fuck about music videos, when MTV actually has nothing to do with music anymore. MTV still plays music videos?

And we can’t forget the comment about how George Bush hates black people. I mean, he must, right? He’s not only a republican, but he’s also white AND he lives in Texas. Oh yeah, and he’s rich too! He has a couple hoods in his closet somewhere… yeah, right back there, behind the slave whips and iron handcuffs.

In conclusion, rabbits are furry and cute.

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