Role Playing Chats Are Fun.

This picture has nothing to do with anything. It is pretty awesome, though.

2:46 PM

me: i gots a boner

2:47 PM girl: which # is this?

me: IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT

2:49 PM i don’t know

i haven’t been keeping count

girl: my name!?

like a gift!

me: i had at least 3 this morning that i counted but i stopped counting

2:50 PM yes, a gift of the gods

girl: god bone

2:52 PM me: it descends upon your love cave like a rabid dog from heaven

girl: haha

what an image

great peen of our times

2:53 PM me: it uses its multiheaded hydra attack (+10 att) to pry open the gates to your babymaker

2:54 PM girl: prying open the gates hm?

that is indeed an image

me: it realizes that multiheaded hydra is redundant (-1 intelligence)

2:55 PM it kills a bunch of innocent bystanders on purpose because it realizes they are secretly pedophiles (+100 awesome)

2:56 PM they were all dressed like richard simmons (+10 gay pedophiles)

2:59 PM girl: nerd

me: it checks facebook and realizes it is not doing well in farmville (-100 awesome)

3:00 PM are you turned on yet?

you must be too turned on to respond. i know, it’s difficult to type when you are fisting yourself with both hands

SUCKTACKULAR