Role Playing Chats Are Fun.

This picture has nothing to do with anything. It is pretty awesome, though.
2:46 PM
me: i gots a boner2:47 PM girl: which # is this?
me: IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT
2:49 PM i don’t know
i haven’t been keeping count
girl: my name!?
like a gift!
:)
me: i had at least 3 this morning that i counted but i stopped counting
2:50 PM yes, a gift of the gods
girl: god bone
2:52 PM me: it descends upon your love cave like a rabid dog from heaven
girl: haha
what an image
great peen of our times
2:53 PM me: it uses its multiheaded hydra attack (+10 att) to pry open the gates to your babymaker
2:54 PM girl: prying open the gates hm?
that is indeed an image
me: it realizes that multiheaded hydra is redundant (-1 intelligence)
2:55 PM it kills a bunch of innocent bystanders on purpose because it realizes they are secretly pedophiles (+100 awesome)
2:56 PM they were all dressed like richard simmons (+10 gay pedophiles)
2:59 PM girl: nerd
me: it checks facebook and realizes it is not doing well in farmville (-100 awesome)
3:00 PM are you turned on yet?
you must be too turned on to respond. i know, it’s difficult to type when you are fisting yourself with both hands



big. dong.
I don’t know about HER, but I’M erect.