Instead of fisting, hydrate yourself.
Craptastic movie of the year award.
Holy crap.
If you see the title you think, “this might be another Back Draft movie”, then you watch, and start to hate life. The plot is about a small dick firefighter that can’t get along with his wife. He asks his daddy what to do and they lay down the religion. Religion will help this marriage, obviously.
You may think this is a small review, but that is it. That is the whole fucking movie. 1:58 hours of crap.
One, just one, scene that has to do with a fire… the rest is crap. The first thing you will notice is craptastic acting. Holy shit, I haven’t seen acting this bad since a high school play.
Plot equals crap.
If you have purchased this movie, go put your hand in a garbage disposal and turn it on.
If you downloaded this movie, and paid for it, jump off the Woodrow Wilson Bridge now.
This movie deserves a craptastic rating of -8 out of -10.
I’m going to go stick a fork in an electrical outlet now.
-R.I.P. Shizroe
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This movie made me want to masturbate to internet porn.
Dog,
Anything is better. You can beat off to a “faces of death” movie and still feel like you’ve used your time more wisely.