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So I was dispatched for a “Cardiac Emergency.” That seems pretty straight forward, right? But Cardiac Emergencies run the gamut from chest pain, to rapid heart rate, to indigestion, to stabbings, so you never really know what you’re gonna get when you hear that. You just hope that our dispatch center did their job and [...]
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The Perils of the Online Dating World I tried Match one time, and I can guarantee you, unless you’re a supermodel, you’re not going to have any luck. There’s a few problems with the whole idea of “online match making” because of the very nature of the service: It’s online. It’s strange, but you may [...]
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Try not to be a flake. Try not to swallow junky semen. Try not to “Party Like A Rockstar” you two-bit pirate hooker. If you have “Party Like A Rockstar” anywhere on your page, what you’re saying is, “I lack self confidence because I’m fat.”
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I’ve decided to write a screen play, possibly taking off of my full time work to complete it. This is my idea, so tell me what you think: 1)Random teacher/male/female/shemale/person, comes back to their high school, or moves into the area or becomes concerned with some school. 2)Person gives the “Ghetto Kids” a sport/game/hobby. 3)They [...]
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“The Road” by Cormac McCarthy was easily the worst fucking book I have ever read in my life. It had no point. If you love shitty books, though, it was totally sweet. Read why. [...]
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When natures calls, all else is secondary. EMS is by nature unpredictable so you don’t really get to plan your day out. My father, he’ll get up in the morning, drink a coffee, hit the toilet with a fury and then get on with the rest of his day, but working shift work at a [...]
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16) At least 1/3rd of our politicians should NOT have college degrees. 17) You know all that shit you hear about, “Drinking a cup of coffee per day reduces your chances of getting..” Blah, blah, blah? They should not be allowed to say that, because then someone else will show you a study that shows [...]
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