it doesn’t suck as much as you do. nothing does.
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There’s this thing called Twitter. If you don’t already use it, you’re probably either as afraid of the Internet as your grandparents, or you don’t get it. Here’s how it works: you follow what people write, and, if you write some cool shit, people follow you too. There are tons of articles about how to [...]
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Did you ever go to IHOP and order anything but breakfast food? If so, you’re a fucking idiot. In related news, some dumb ass lady ordered a salad at IHOP and got a piece of finger/fingernail in her mouth as punishment for being so stupid. What is the lesson here?
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@gogordo Was peeing naked when a construction worker walked in. We were standing face to face. And this was in my house. Awkward.
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Police are still investigating the case of an 82-year-old woman who apparently thought she had hit a deer Monday night in Northeast Philadelphia but actually ran over two children. No charges have been filed against Jeanne Sklar, who struck Kiara Vasquez, 7, and her brother Christopher, 10, at Algon and Magee avenues at 6:09 p.m. [...]
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not really. i don’t care. i was watching tv the other day and saw this ridiculousness out of the corner of my eye. i believe it was a chevrolet ad. this particular shot just made me wonder… how the hell did this get past the editors? did they not see it and think to themselves, [...]
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i stumbled across this gem of internet hilarity today on a website i’ve never seen before (iheartchaos.com). descriptions of everything unimportant that has happened this year that people cared about anyway. it’s tough to pick just one awesome one, but here goes: The guy who plowed into a bicycle race with his car Briefly famous for: [...]
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