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Did you ever go to IHOP and order anything but breakfast food? If so, you’re a fucking idiot. In related news, some dumb ass lady ordered a salad at IHOP and got a piece of finger/fingernail in her mouth as punishment for being so stupid. What is the lesson here?

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Awkward Moment of the Year.

by Kevin on August 27, 2009 · 0 comments

@gogordo Was peeing naked when a construction worker walked in. We were standing face to face. And this was in my house. Awkward.
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this made me el oh el.

 
see more FAILS (and some WINS such as this one) at FAILBlog.
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Police are still investigating the case of an 82-year-old woman who apparently thought she had hit a deer Monday night in Northeast Philadelphia but actually ran over two children.
No charges have been filed against Jeanne Sklar, who struck Kiara Vasquez, 7, and her brother Christopher, 10, at Algon and Magee avenues at 6:09 p.m. and [...]

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This Ad Is An OUTRAGE!

by Kevin on January 14, 2009 · 5 comments

not really. i don’t care. i was watching tv the other day and saw this ridiculousness out of the corner of my eye. i believe it was a chevrolet ad. this particular shot just made me wonder… how the hell did this get past the editors? did they not see it and think to themselves, [...]

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It’s partly a joke, but it is completely honest. My own self-eval at work.

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i stumbled across this gem of internet hilarity today on a website i’ve never seen before (iheartchaos.com). descriptions of everything unimportant that has happened this year that people cared about anyway. it’s tough to pick just one awesome one, but here goes:

The guy who plowed into a bicycle race with his car 
Briefly famous for: Plowing his [...]

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I’m Proud of My Visitors.

by Kevin on December 22, 2008 · 9 comments

here is a breakdown of the browser usage for my visitors for the past few weeks. awesome. thank you all for being literate computer users.

1.

Firefox

81
38.76%
 

2.

Internet Explorer

78
37.32%
 

3.

Chrome

39
18.66%
 

4.

Safari

9
4.31%
 

5.

Mozilla

1
0.48%
 

6.

Opera

1
0.48%

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