{ 2 comments }
From the category archives:
Random Thoughts
There’s this thing called Twitter. If you don’t already use it, you’re probably either as afraid of the Internet as your grandparents, or you don’t get it. Here’s how it works: you follow what people write, and, if you write some cool shit, people follow you too. There are tons of articles about how to [...]
{ 3 comments }
You’re in a rush. You’re running late to work. You have to get on the elevator to the 5th floor. Only one of the 4 elevators work, and the one that works is the slow one that everyone hates. You can’t take the stairs, because they’re out of order too (and you’re overweight). The elevator [...]
{ 4 comments }
31) Use “whoMever” more often. That’s with the M folks. 32) If you have to deal with an asshole at work, they should be required to sign a form, whenever you ask, acknowledging that they were, in fact, an asshole. Said form will include an description of the douchey behavior and will incur a service [...]
{ 1 comment }
According to the Mayans, we are all going to die very soon. Have you thought about what you will be doing when the time comes? It may not be December 12, 2012… it could be tomorrow. Maybe you should plan it out. I have. I’ve figured out what the optimal plan of action will be for the end of the world.
{ 3 comments }
I get about 30% of my overall traffic from search terms, and have found that many things that people search for are very fucked up and/or hilarious. Here are some of them that people have actually used to find this site. dumbest/stupidest yahoo answers/questions assholes with iphones fuck wolverine michael phelps boners been spendin most [...]
{ 0 comments }
So I was dispatched for a “Cardiac Emergency.” That seems pretty straight forward, right? But Cardiac Emergencies run the gamut from chest pain, to rapid heart rate, to indigestion, to stabbings, so you never really know what you’re gonna get when you hear that. You just hope that our dispatch center did their job and [...]
{ 3 comments }
