it doesn’t suck as much as you do. nothing does.
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These days, with the flood of single-serving websites, we are inundated with amusing content on a daily basis. Many of these sites have gotten book deals and go on to fill the douche racks at Urban Outfitters, if they’re lucky. However, with the amount of hilarious content, there comes an even greater amount of fucking stupid content.
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According to the Mayans, we are all going to die very soon. Have you thought about what you will be doing when the time comes? It may not be December 12, 2012… it could be tomorrow. Maybe you should plan it out. I have. I’ve figured out what the optimal plan of action will be for the end of the world.
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Try not to be a flake. Try not to swallow junky semen. Try not to “Party Like A Rockstar” you two-bit pirate hooker. If you have “Party Like A Rockstar” anywhere on your page, what you’re saying is, “I lack self confidence because I’m fat.”
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Police are still investigating the case of an 82-year-old woman who apparently thought she had hit a deer Monday night in Northeast Philadelphia but actually ran over two children. No charges have been filed against Jeanne Sklar, who struck Kiara Vasquez, 7, and her brother Christopher, 10, at Algon and Magee avenues at 6:09 p.m. [...]
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have you ever heard of an amazing vehicle called the HHR? no? well, what do you think about this fine piece of american engineering pictured to the right? it looks pretty amazing, no? if you agree with me you should go eat 10 big macs, dumbass.
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last night, i met up with some friends at the bungalow in chantilly. first, i want to mention that their website is probably one of the most horrendous pieces of steaming crap i’ve ever seen. autoplaying music with no apparent “off” switch? that’s like one of the seven deadly sins of web design, [...]
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before i get too deep into this, i want to just put it out there that i am relatively new to hip hop. granted, the first tape i ever bought was doggystyle, but you better believe that joint got broken in half and chucked in the trash as soon as my moms saw the [...]
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yesterday was a huge day in football, with 3 continuous games of incredible matchups. somehow the eagles managed to pull off a win against the giants, which is something i definitely didn’t expect. additionally, right when it looked like the cowboys had one over the steelers, there was a clutch interception and touchdown for the [...]
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