And apparently K.I.T.T. does not like idiots attempting to do burnouts inside of him. Wow, that sounded almost as gay as Knight Rider.
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Things That Suck
Did you ever go to IHOP and order anything but breakfast food? If so, you’re a fucking idiot. In related news, some dumb ass lady ordered a salad at IHOP and got a piece of finger/fingernail in her mouth as punishment for being so stupid. What is the lesson here?
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These days, with the flood of single-serving websites, we are inundated with amusing content on a daily basis. Many of these sites have gotten book deals and go on to fill the douche racks at Urban Outfitters, if they’re lucky. However, with the amount of hilarious content, there comes an even greater amount of fucking stupid content.
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Guys in white spandex. Ghosts?
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Fireproof: The crappiest movie of 2009. I’d rather slowly peel my toenails off with a hammer claw than watch this movie again.
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I happen to listen to a few totally awesome podcasts that you should listen to also. Podcasts are usually free, and they’re a great way to waste commute time or to piss off people that are trying to talk to you while you walk down the hallway at your job where you don’t really even [...]
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I had a brief online conversation with a real life woman. This is what happened.
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To preface the forthcoming email breakdown that is about to occur, please let me give you a bit of information about what actually happened here. At 12:21 pm on Friday, September 11, 2009, I placed a delivery order for three calzones from the D.P.Dough in College Park, Maryland. By 1:30 pm, they had not arrived [...]
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