it doesn’t suck as much as you do. nothing does.
From the category archives:
So I was in the bathroom the other day watching this guy pee (who doesn’t) when I noticed him behaving particularly strangely. He had paper towels in his hand, which he was using to flush the urinal. He then walked to the sink, used the paper towels to turn the water on and pumped soap [...]
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We’ve all come across them. In fact, there is no escaping them. They surround you wherever you go, making your seemingly non-hazardous stroll across the street a gravely dangerous decision. No, I’m not talking about pedophile rapist priests this time. I’m talking about horrendously shitty drivers. I’ve created the above venn diagram (courtesy of GraphJam.com) [...]
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And apparently K.I.T.T. does not like idiots attempting to do burnouts inside of him. Wow, that sounded almost as gay as Knight Rider.
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Did you ever go to IHOP and order anything but breakfast food? If so, you’re a fucking idiot. In related news, some dumb ass lady ordered a salad at IHOP and got a piece of finger/fingernail in her mouth as punishment for being so stupid. What is the lesson here?
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These days, with the flood of single-serving websites, we are inundated with amusing content on a daily basis. Many of these sites have gotten book deals and go on to fill the douche racks at Urban Outfitters, if they’re lucky. However, with the amount of hilarious content, there comes an even greater amount of fucking stupid content.
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Fireproof: The crappiest movie of 2009. I’d rather slowly peel my toenails off with a hammer claw than watch this movie again.
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I happen to listen to a few totally awesome podcasts that you should listen to also. Podcasts are usually free, and they’re a great way to waste commute time or to piss off people that are trying to talk to you while you walk down the hallway at your job where you don’t really even [...]
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