it doesn’t suck as much as you do. nothing does.
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Kanye is awesome. You know why? Because he says what we’re all thinking, but we’re too afraid to say so ourselves. He knows that we all already think that he is the next Jesus or the Beatles, but none of us say so because we are afraid of sounding blasphemous. We are a God-fearing people, [...]
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so i’m kicking off my official album reviews segment of my website with an excruciatingly long review of the new fall out boy album. i thought they died in a plane crash recently? maybe i was just wishing that happened. anyhow, below is what i had to say about their new album, which i didn’t [...]
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I remember seein some hotass chicks in your Philly pics. Too bad they got dicks, sick. Their tits and their clits are some fake ass shit. Their adams apples are as big as they get. Their pussies don’t get wet they get thick. Shit’s nasty cuz they got full on dick! Man those rhymes were [...]
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first i want to make this clear. i hate this song and everyone who likes this song. if you came here thinking you could actually download this song from my blog, i’m glad. i’m glad i wasted your time and i hope you’re angry that you wasted your own time. you know why? because you [...]
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it appears that i’m finally jumping back in to creating a real blog. i can’t guarantee that i will post in it beyond today. i may abandon it altogether tomorrow. if you’re lucky, though, i will fill it with lots of uninteresting thoughts and photos for seconds to come. i haven’t written very many (if [...]
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