I had a brief online conversation with a real life woman. This is what happened.
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Things That Suck
To preface the forthcoming email breakdown that is about to occur, please let me give you a bit of information about what actually happened here. At 12:21 pm on Friday, September 11, 2009, I placed a delivery order for three calzones from the D.P.Dough in College Park, Maryland. By 1:30 pm, they had not arrived [...]
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Kanye is awesome. You know why? Because he says what we’re all thinking, but we’re too afraid to say so ourselves. He knows that we all already think that he is the next Jesus or the Beatles, but none of us say so because we are afraid of sounding blasphemous. We are a God-fearing people, [...]
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A few years ago, I had a fantastic email exchange with an openly homosexual tooldouche who happened to think that it is perfectly acceptable to have a terribly designed, all-flash website for LAN parties with background music that cannot be turned off. I didn’t know him at the time… well, I still don’t know him, but the emails that were exchanged after my initial email were all pretty classic. Check it out below.
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I’m a man. A real fucking man. As a man, I have a problem that isn’t often spoken about. Every real man has this problem — some more than others. It isn’t something you can control, and, once it happens, there isn’t a whole lot you can do to get rid of it. Women, we [...]
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DEAR ABBY: My wife and I have been involved in an ongoing debate about how to place the pillows on our king-size bed. Should the opening of the pillowcase face the outside of the bed or the inside? I place my pillows with the opening facing the middle of the bed so the pillow won’t [...]
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I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that the new Dragon Ball movie is a gigantic pile of shit. If you read IMDB, it says this: Fuck this shitty ass movie. -IMDB I guess that probably means you shouldn’t even consider watching it. Of course I am unable to avoid all that is sucktackular, [...]
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