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There, I said it. Many of you were thinking it but are a bunch of pussies and won’t put your cards down on the table. You, yourself, are one of said assholes, and you may want to take a minute or two to consider that your phone caused you to be this way. This might [...]

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Dear dude who drives a blue corvette that passes me every morning,      I must apologize for the rudeness I am about to impose upon you. I’m just sayin’, I guess you didn’t get the memo that corvettes are for the biggest assholes with the tiniest penii. Did nobody tell you beforehand that it [...]

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Maybe some of you are familiar with a little safe haven for absolute shitheads called “Yahoo Answers“. Basically, it’s a part of Yahoo that you can go and ask ANY question you want, and the community will answer you. Multiple people may answer the same question, and the asker chooses the best answer. It sounds [...]

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In case your faith in humanity has been restored recently for some God-awful reason, I bring you this story which is a reminder just how fucking stupid some people are: “CAPE HAZE, Fla. (AP) — Authorities said they arrested a man who apparently forgot to fill up when he was robbing a gas station. The [...]

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